My Girlfriend

Makes me dinner, babysits Grace, buys me food, packs my lunch, rides bikes with me, treats me to treats, makes homemade cheesecake, draws me pictures, colors me coloring book pictures, laughs at all my jokes, loves the office, cuts my hair, shaves my neck, like to make me happy, doesn't like to make me mad, is small, dresses well, begs me to come home from work, goes to the beach, arizona, and new york on a whim with me, is cooking me food at an obscene time because I'm hungry.